Three Women At The Bar

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked,

"Hello, are you three lassies from  Scotland ?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales , Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry.  Are you three whales from Scotland?"

 And that's the last thing I remember...

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