Ancient Indians Worshipped Montgomery Burns of the Simpsons as a God

I have found proof that the Lucayan and Arawak Indians worshiped Montgomery Burns as a god over a thousand years ago. I was in Preacher's Cave on the island of Eleuthera in the Bahamas, when I looked up at two sink holes going to the surface from deep in the cave. I realized that I was looking at a Mesolithic temple honoring Mr. Burns. I could see his image in the stone carving. The photo on the left, is Preacher's Cave as the camera saw it. The photo on the right is enhanced to show the detail eroded away by centuries of weathering. Inset is a picture of Montgomery J. Burns. Eerie.

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