Answers To Google Queries

New Year's Rainy Day on the River in Chelsea

I have decided to answer some questions from Google queries that bring readers to Cosmological Cabbage. Here goes:

  • It's not spelled otopsi, it is spelled "autopsy".
  • Yes, Thierry Bordelais is the husband of record for serial killer sicko Karla Homolka.
  • Yes Michael Jackson is dead.
  • No, you will not learn how to get money by coming to this site to learn how to hack magnetic cards.
  • Yes Virginia, there are huge land crabs.
  • Leanne Teale is the new name of Karla Homolka, and she is not living in the Caribbean. Her Facebook name was Emily Bordelais, but I don't know what it is now.
  • Ghetto prom pictures are high tack, but not as tacky as going to McDonalds for your wedding.
  • What is outside the universe. Well, what makes the most sense to me is that the Big Bang was caused by a "brane" collision. What is a brane? Read here! After you have read about branes, go HERE! and then go here (click on the links). You are welcome.
There you have it. This is why people come here, and I have summarized it all in one easy place. Send money.

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