New Year's Rainy Day on the River in Chelsea
I have decided to answer some questions from Google queries that bring readers to Cosmological Cabbage. Here goes:
- It's not spelled otopsi, it is spelled "autopsy".
- Yes, Thierry Bordelais is the husband of record for serial killer sicko Karla Homolka.
- Yes Michael Jackson is dead.
- No, you will not learn how to get money by coming to this site to learn how to hack magnetic cards.
- Yes Virginia, there are huge land crabs.
- Leanne Teale is the new name of Karla Homolka, and she is not living in the Caribbean. Her Facebook name was Emily Bordelais, but I don't know what it is now.
- Ghetto prom pictures are high tack, but not as tacky as going to McDonalds for your wedding.
- What is outside the universe. Well, what makes the most sense to me is that the Big Bang was caused by a "brane" collision. What is a brane? Read here! After you have read about branes, go HERE! and then go here (click on the links). You are welcome.
- How do you do Mandelbrotian math to figure out how the stock market will move? First learn about the Lévy alpha-stable distribution.
There you have it. This is why people come here, and I have summarized it all in one easy place. Send money.