Self-Sanitizing Underwear

It won't be long now until you start to see underwear with self-sanitizing strips. Gone will be the days of musty smells emanating from the groin area after exercise or just during a hot day. Strips of sanitizing and deodorizing agents will be sewn into the undershorts that will keep them fresh and clean all day.

Sold under the trade name of Ever-Fresh, or Jockey Juice, or Wundie Undie, these things will smell fresh as a rose under any circumstances.

This is an item that doesn't require the development of any new technology, so we are waiting for an enterprising entrepreneur to rush this one to the patent office.

The best benefit to society of these new jockeys, is that you won't have to enjoy the farts of people in close proximity to you.

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