No More Vitamin Pills

I vividly remember the days that my mother used to jam a vitamin pill into my mouth when I was a kid. It was an evil tasting thing with a chemical aftertaste that lasted hours. And you would burp up the horrible remnants of it throughout the day. The only good thing about it, was that an hour later, your pee would be an incredible fluorescent yellow. A boy was easily amused by coloured pee.

In the future, taking vitamins will be much different. Instead of taking a pill jammed with every single vitamin known to mankind in amounts that would raise an earthworm from the dead, smart electronics will determine exactly what you need.

You will put your finger up to a sensor, and your present vitamin needs will be analyzed. The appropriate vitamin cocktail will be dispensed into your cup of coffee, and you are good to go!

The kiddies version will contain florescent dyes so that little boys will be glad to take their vitamins just for the coloured pee.

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