Thank God Spring Break is Over

You know that we have had spring break here in the tropics. The beaches, nightclubs and hotels were full of nubile, drunken teenagers having sex on the beach. The amazing thing is how many packets of unopened condoms that I find on the beach. It is as if they come prepared, then lose them in sand. It makes me wonder.

If you are a parent and have had a teenage child come to the Bahamas on spring break, let me be the first to congratulate you on becoming a grandparent. As well, I have a whole pile of condoms for sale -- cheap. Never been used.

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